SORRY but egg fell off roof today and DIED

Just another turn of the screw.."..... B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

Egg, you did not drop your pipe on the way down. That shows you can keep your act together.

Assuming this attack will be en masse. I don't think there will be any yellow for long. I've had horses all my life. They have the most inefficient digestive system on the planet. And they are the only creature I've ever seen that can unload at a dead run.

You are definitely onto something there. In the first place, we know from history, as in the defeat of the Knights Templar in the holy wars just for example, that the power of a mounted cavalry charge is in its velocity, momentum, and shock value. Custer used this to great advantage during the Civil War, although it didn't work so hot at the Little Bighorn because he overreached and the Indians were better horsemen. Which brings up the problem. If the velocity and momentum drop, the shock value drops, and the surge just melts. A mounted cavalry functioning more than six feet off the ground just isn't too good at detail work. If they dismount, they'll be slipping on all that slimey white and sticky yolk. Kind of a bad deal all the way around.

Then, secondly, they will be getting all caught up in political correctitude and reveal just how contradictory most things are when they get worked over by a panel. They'll be defending themselves and saying blather like, "We're very safety conscious and thorough here. We're not just stomping around indiscriminately like wild horses in a china shop, we're walking on eggs." And I go, "Yeah, tell me about it. What's with all the yellow boots?"

You know, I never really thought about it, but say you put together a Royal panel to re-assemble an egg. And some idiot yells "I know we need a horse to do it" and even bigger idiot yells "We need ALL the horses". The rest of the panel agree. It's like an Obama cabinet meeting. The king needs some new men.

:laugh: Good one. Glad to see you're back Tom. :)

It's not true. That picture must have been photoshopped. I had on my hat and I look eggshell white, but I have an inch of foam protecting me and I was wearing my full body harness at the time for a worker safety seminar I was conducting. I've been forced to take these precautions because all the king's horses and all the king's men have been spending all their time playing polo and stuff.

Well, at least he died knowing you spelt that picture rite.

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