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November 21, 2011 at 2:01 p.m.

Mike H

While I was in Alabama, I was sitting at a stop light on a multi-lane highway. Pulling up next to me was a roofing truck with a 100% SOB crew, the music was jamming about 100 db lounder than anything around us and they were all singing along in a language I didn't understand. As I see the opposing lane light turn yellow, I look in my rearview mirror and see a semi truck barrelling down on us at a rate of speed far greater than what I knew was good. My butthole started to pucker as I prepared to hit the gas when he slammed into the roofing truck and literally flattened it into a twisted mass of steel and blood. There were no survivors.

As I just sat there shaking in my seat, all I could do was think "Dang... that could have been me.... I have got to get my CDL License".

November 25, 2011 at 5:26 p.m.

Pot Gregory

he he he...took me a min er 2...kept thinkin..... is this tha Mike Hicks we have all come to know n luvvvvv :silly:

November 23, 2011 at 4:59 p.m.

TomB

Hoe-kay.....NOW I get it.....I had to have my wife decipher....(she got it immediately....guess I'm a bit slow....))

November 22, 2011 at 4:08 p.m.

CIAK

Mike, you have mentioned in the past you had a warped sense of humor. I have my CDL need a driver????. I get it now. Dave you are perceptive, More than I am. I like Steve The Great and Powerful Web Master was believing. B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florid Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

November 22, 2011 at 10:57 a.m.

clvr83

I got the joke when I read it the other day, but didn't reply,and tried not to chuckle, for fear of going to hell.

But seriously, life is uncertain. It doesn't matter who you are.

November 22, 2011 at 10:34 a.m.

Webmaster Steve

Had me believing.

There was no punch line.

:(

November 22, 2011 at 10:13 a.m.

Mike H

Ok, so the joke didn't go over like planned. It struck me funny when I read it. Sick sense of humor I guess.

November 21, 2011 at 6:31 p.m.

Old School

Ouch!

November 21, 2011 at 5:00 p.m.

CIAK

Mike Is this the one? http://www.truckaccidentlawyersource.com/news/Mississippi-Truck-Accident-Kills-Three-and-Critically-Injures-One B) :( :( B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

November 21, 2011 at 2:27 p.m.

Webmaster Steve

Wow that's sad story to start a week.


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