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Jed
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000.
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I Just cant take that chance!"
aaron
It's not you, Mike, and I should just delete- it... that person knows what I'm talking about.
Mike H
Who you talkin' to?
Mike H
It doesn't really matter all that much anyway. It is SCRIPTURAL that there will be NO WOMEN in Heaven.
I forget the exact verse, but it's in Revelation.
It says there will be 30 minutes of silence.
:)
kage
Jed Said: its a joke dude.....lighten up
Sorry dude..i guess its like when ya say women were complaining and bitchin in the bible even,Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethleham...
Mike H
I tell that one myself. Church guys love it, especially when the wife is standing beside him.
Jed
it's a joke dude.....lighten up
kage
Keep digging your hole...
robert
:laugh: :laugh:
