I've been told

A first grade teacher in Detroit asked her students if they could tell the class what sound a pig makes.

Little Tyrone stood up and said: "Up against the wall mother Fokker!"

not too many farms in Detroit>>>

While we are on the subject I found this beautiful summer poem and thought it might help make your day.

It did me, and it's very well written. ENJOY!

" Summer " a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntier

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Some city kids went to a summer camp. One of the campers found some empty milk cartons beneath a bush. "look" he said, "A cow's nest!">>>