I Read the sign today, Oh Boy...

Some man was giving free roofs away...... And tho the sign was rather small.... I had to read the words.... Now we know how many numbers there are in 1-800..... Free Roofs they turn me o...o...o...o...o.o..nnnnn.....

:laugh:>>>

Did I hear jewels?

did you Mean VICKIE in the sky with Diamonds?

Help! I need somebody, Help! I need somebody.

Lonely out here in Strawbery Fields with Twill.

Nothing wrong with that.>>>

Great stuff! I am by myself at my desk and signing your tune.>>>

I want to hold your hand>>>

Hey Twill59, I am sorry to be stupid what what tune is those last lyrics from. I think I want to post it. Giving you the credit of course.>>>

Oh yeah I'll tell you something, wasn't that some Hail And if you saw it falling, then you saw it hail.

And Oh yeah I'll tell you something when I woke up today There were canvassers and the roofers All over TOWN!! , all over To--ww-nn They're all over town

And when they touch me, they touch me inside, It's so many dollars, I can't HIDE!! I can't HIDE!!! I can't HIDE!!

Oh yeah I'll tell you something. It's a free roof for me And yeah I'll tell you something The hail fell far from me It fell far from mee-ee-ee, It fell far from me

And when they touch me, they touch me inside, It's so many dollars, I can't HIDE!! I can't HIDE!!! I can't HIDE!!

I want insurance mo-o-ney I want insurance mo-o-ney I want insurance monee-ee-ee-eeeee

(will the folks in the balcony rattle thier jewels?)>>>

I love it, no takers , I guess I really have Bobby's" ignore Button." "Found it a little rough but sweet just the same". "Dealing with these roofers can almost make you insane". "Gotta be good, gotta be right" "And then I saw you standing there". >>>

Twill, a great OT sorta. Shows the inginuity of some posters here that are willing to be humourous & serious at the same time. I feel like I let you down, I used the lyrics and you true blue guys came up with funny, serious stuff. Keep up the great humor. That why I luv ya, PC

I almost feel compelled to start a new song story. You guys are great, there's enough old barts around this forum that we could compete against the.... ssshhh...Can The Airplane Fly.

Or at least Ciaks Fire Story. Pllllllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeee. PC

One song can segway into another....heck the Beatles did it..why can't we? Let's start early.

I want to hold your hand.... >>>

I didn't get the job Oh Boy I saw the hail as it hit the ground

I hadn't traveled very far with a small hail dent in my car

A crowd of people stood in line They were told the check was in the mail

I wasn't sure why the stormier had just left there house They musta read the book I'd love to turn you on onononon........... B) ;) ;) B) Wake up get out of bed ............la la la de da Clear the cobwebs from your head>>>

I saw the roof today oh boy The SOB crew had just done the job A van load of workers pulled away but I just had to look Having read the sign FREE ROOFS to sign you on >>>

As he pulled his head out of the sand He wondered what had happened so far He blew his mind out in a car He didn't " notice " that the lights had changed Free Free Free was not to be Ahhhhhhaaaaaa>>>

And tho the hail was rather small, it didn't rain at all Kind of makes me wonder what the hell is going on... :laugh:>>>

Woke up got out of bed dragged a comb across my head . Found away downstairs to have a smoke somebody spoke and I went into a dream... Free roofs ......... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh , AAAAAAAAAahhhh,>>>

4,000 holes to fill the Albert Hall.......but I went off into a dream........... AAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh,AAAhhhhhh,AAAhhhha.>>>

Yeah, yeah free roofs, but what I need to know is how many holes does it take to fill the Albert hall.>>>