I got mine!
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twill59
Earlier today I received my "Obamacare Enrollment Packet" from the White House. It contained: · An aspirin and a band-aid. · An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker · A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign · A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster · A 'Tax the Rich' banner · An application for unemployment and a free cellphone · An application for food stamps · A prayer rug · A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren · And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass. Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out, yours should be arriving soon
cts racing
ACA - Apocalyptic Care Act
This is the Iceberg that will bring down the unsinkable USA ship.
tinner666
I didn't need mine. I had just bought a 6-pack of Contractor's Duct Tape and refilled my emergency kits last week.
TomB
Very funny! and hits the nail on the head!
Old School
Wow, who says you can't make it in America?
