Had a scare today

Got a bill from a phone company that I have nothing to do with. They had my ss# and all. I thought I was under identity theft. I freaked. Turned out because my MOM was in a nursing home for a few days it was an automatic hook up. She never got a phone, wasn't there long enough, transfered back to the hospital and I get a bill. I'm breathing. I called the State Cops to find out what to do. Just what I need another bubble car in my driveway......I'm the talk of the neighborhood already. I'm their entertainment. I swear I am not a trouble maker, trouble finds me when I'm sitting still. PC

MikeH They can think what they want. I'm really quite boring. The State Cops are the ones bored. I sware to God. I'm not a trouble maker. But around here If you call them they turn up in tripleket. That's why the neighbors are talking. It has become a joke now. WHO'S IN pATTY cAKES driveway now.........what's goin' on??????

PC

Maybe the reason all the guys are calling is the frequency of the cop cars.

"Ol' Patty Cakes, she must be a real good time..." is what they're thinking.