Girl on a plane

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started toread her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" She then went back to reading her book.

TRG, I know, am I getting that bad. It is hard sometimes to come across on the light side in print. Believe me in person you would know the intent of what I say. :silly: PC

No it was a joke-remember them ??

So........how many of YOU know the answer to why they eat the same food but poop in a different manner? Come on smartazzes, let's hear it. PC

Putting myself out there, just reading the above post. My first guess would be differnet gastric systems. Now I'm just being an AH, I've experienced all, pellets, patties & clumps, what catagory does that put me in? Oh that's right we were talking politics. Poop on that. PC

Mike I had The Lovely Mrs Ciak read it. She laughed a snort then went about her business. Love the O'lady remark. Just wondern' how many call the wives O'lady. What a hoot. :laugh: :laugh: That was funny :laugh: B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

i had to read this a couple of times, then i asked my o'lady to read it also.She's not much into RCS, but i got a laugh out of her. :blink:

LOVE IT !!!!

Thanks John.

Whoa!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day