Forgot my glasses

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang outwith the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. B) :laugh: :laugh: B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

Oh Hell go for the Prositute Club. It will feal like jumping out of a plane. I wish I was so lucky. PC