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Do you relate to Tonto or the Lone Ranger? O/T

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May 30, 2012 at 7:43 a.m.

CIAK

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' 'You dumber than buffalo s*h*i*t. It means someone stole the tent.' B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

June 1, 2012 at 7:11 p.m.

Old School

Is that what Kemo Sabe means? Dumb as buffalo shit?

You gotta love the reasoning. I heard the story of the U. S. space program inventing a pen that could write in zero gravity. They spent a million dollars on it and it worked. The Russians sent up a pencil.

May 31, 2012 at 6:55 a.m.

twill59

I follow, where my mind goes.

Sometimes I am Tonto and sometimes I am the Lone Ranger. Kind of why we need each other in this world.

Whichever it way I am. it is always cool to "get" something

May 30, 2012 at 8:19 a.m.

Patty Cakes

I'm living with the Lone Ranger! My late husband was the same. LOL :laugh: A font of information and is wonderful when needed BUT sometimes the easy answer is just right there in front of your eyes....like the missing tent. :laugh: :laugh: PC


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