Dear Abby dear Abby

A close frined and boating partner Dave was haveing trouble at home. Commiserating his story as told to me through a letter to Abby. Poor Dave...when it rains it pours.I could not give any advise just listen. Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the entire street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls." When she got out of the car, she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open. She took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bass boat, that I noticed that there were numerous hairline cracks in my gel coat; right where the hull meets the transom. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the boat yard to have it repaired?

this is what I mean , we can't get anyone stirred up. Steve & Vickie, I'd be worried. The young bucks are arrogant, the old farts are just that. I guess I'm not ready to turn in my fart card. You don't hear from me often (some very pleased) but when they all need a slappin' give me a call. PC

Thank John Prine

Priorities !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twill & OS :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Creative quite both of you.

Dear Abby,

I got really lucky, my old man had an opporunity to bust me for cheating the other night but Thank God he got distracted by the Bass boat. It saved me from make up sex. Should I keep messing with the boat to distract him? The Wife.

You gotta take care of that Gel Coat, or it will get worse. I would "shave" that puppy down so it was nice and smooth and then take some patching compound and fill the hole right up. No leakage! Make it water tight, just like a virgin again! No cracks to worry about, and you can stop spending money and getting nothing in return. Make sure you get the "hair" out of that crack too!

"You have no complaints You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up buster and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood"