Chuck & Bob & OSHA

Speaking w/ Side Job Bob and his cousin, Chuck w/ a Truck, they've clued me in on how they are going to deal w/ the new OSHA regs.

1st of all, they are mostly going to work weekends...that way it won't interfere w/ Bob's full time job, and also Chuck has to watch the kids during the week, when Momma is at her full-time job.

2nd of all.....IF OSHA even bothers showing up, they will claim the house belongs to their Cousin.

"Great idea guys" I say. "But maybe you should play a little game. 1st time they show up, claim it as your own home. 2nd time, Mom's. 3rd time they pop up, then claim Dad, then Step Dad and so on. This way you should be able to out last about 5 yrs. worth of inspections before you have to fall back onto Aunt's and Uncles"

"Good thinking" sez Bob. "Between me and Chuck, we should be able to think up about 30 Aunts & uncles names. If we run out, we just make few new ones up"

"Right-O!" I replied.

Chuck who was quiet suddenly spoke up: "Ya know Twill, you're a smart cookie. And if I can keep my wife working 60 hrs per week, she'll be eligible for a pension in less than 10 yrs. Poor soul, working like she does. Her bossman is a total thief, hardly provides anything except a pension, paid holidays and health insurance. Where's Da KASH going to!?!?!?"

Alright p-twilly we know this was being pushed by the safety industry and the dems to get more money from us,i had safety companys harrassing me left and right.But from what i understand it still hasnt been fully implemented in enforcement.And your going to bring Bobby out of hiding if youkeep posting about his business practices! :laugh:

Sorry my mistake. Republicons are SOCIALISTS. NOT Communists

"Hey Bob, don't forget to honk when you drive by the prison! I'll be locked up for overlooking some minor sub chapter in a sub- paragraph that was written in a foreign language by a desk jockey who swore allegiance to the communist party and never climbed anything but a four foot step ladder. Oops I meant Republican Party. Enjoy your retirement and all that KASH Bud. Your wife earned it. What did you end up with? $5,000? Hope that you get lots of Social Security benefits that me & my employees paid into for ya!"

Chuck's Retirement Plan is to run off with the down payment on his last job.

Have you seen Jack Knopf?

Well Rock you brought a joke to mind.

When three people have sex it is called a Threesome When two people have sex it is called a Twosome Now I understand why they call some one helping your uncle Jack Handsome. :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

My uncle jack is stuck on the roof... would you mind giving him a hand? :laugh: :laugh: