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CIAK
Check your fortune cookies, Chinese proverb
With money you can buy a house, but not a home. *
With money you can buy a clock, but not time. *
With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep. *
With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge. *
With money you can buy a doctor, but not good health. *
With money you can buy a position, but not respect. *
With money you can buy blood, but not life. *
With money you can buy sex, but not love. B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day
Old School
I'll bet they will "show" up soon enough!
Mike H
wywoody, ...ROFLMAO
Patty Cakes, if you promise to tell her I'm "so freekin' perfect", you can talk to her anytime you want. ;)
Terry, I'd love to say yes, but my moments are far and few between, and the good is typically outweighed by the bad. Although I did win some points when on this New Year's Eve, with a full crowd around, I put my arm around my bride, hijacked a line from an obscure Bon Jovi song and said "Well, when it comes to girls, I tried to throw my rope around a rainbow and landed in a pot of gold".
The wives all went weak in the knees and gasped "ahhhhh, how sweet". And guys all puked. LOL
wywoody
Inspired by Mike's story, I decided to take my wife out for a romantic dinner and have earrings hidden in the food. Unfortunately other than saying "these crisp meat burritos are crispier than I remember", she never noticed them. Now I'm out the $5 I bribed the kid at Taco Time. And $7.99 for the earrings.
Terry D
Mike, how romantic! Do you give lessons?
I have several fortunes taped to my desk. The one I find most amusing says "You will read this and say "Geez! I could come up with better fortunes than that!"
Patty Cakes
Ciak.....goofball, still love ya even althought you are an imposter. Copperman.....I have daily head count. Noone's lunch. MikeH.........what can I say, you are so freakin' perfect. Can I talk to Mrs.H.? For no reason. ;) PC
CIAK
Copper... Purrfect Mike H nice B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day
Mike H
On Sweetest Day of 1985, my very soon to become fiance, found a diamond ring in her fortune cookie. Years before Hugh Grant did it in a movie.
copperman
has anybody seen my cat? :woohoo:
robert
HA HA
copperman
this one's better
